What a dick


Honestly, how do you end up like this on the strip?

Bikini Parade

The Beatles should have gone with this cover.

Vegas blow job

Vegas blow job

Puts Marilyn Monroe’s Seven Year Itch to shame.

Sunscreen Disaster

Sun Screen Disaster

You would assume with all that gym time, he could get up the courage to convince hot chicks at a Vegas pool party to apply for him.