Careful girls

You should probably get checked out when you get home. Note to Vegas newbies… Leave the pool before splash party.

Calm down

These are the kinds of girls to avoid at the pool.

Jersey Shore reject

Anybody know which way to the weight room?

“I didn’t pass out, I was planking”

“Many variations exist such as the side plank and the reverse plank”  Wikipedia didn’t say anything about the drunk plank.

Two left flip flops

I managed to wear two unmatched left flip flops back from Tao Beach.  Pitchers of Red Bull Vodka = bad idea.

Drink water

Drinking lots of water next to the pool in Vegas = smart, paying $12 for Fiji water = lost.

Sunscreen Disaster

Sun Screen Disaster

You would assume with all that gym time, he could get up the courage to convince hot chicks at a Vegas pool party to apply for him.