Water, Smart.

We always prefer to party with girls that run on a 5 to 1 ratio of cocktails to water.

Do you see anyone having fun here?

Vegas pool parties. You can’t beat ‘em.

Spreading The Word

Who needs a marketing firm when you have girls like her.

Careful girls

You should probably get checked out when you get home. Note to Vegas newbies… Leave the pool before splash party.

Calm down

These are the kinds of girls to avoid at the pool.

Bikini Parade

The Beatles should have gone with this cover.

Drink water

Drinking lots of water next to the pool in Vegas = smart, paying $12 for Fiji water = lost.